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A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a deserted beach. She looked up and noticed that a man about her age, had appeared, placed his towel on the sand near hers and begun reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded and turned back to his book..

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away two years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.

"Yes, I live over in Spring Hill," he answered, and again resumed his reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When he had finished she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

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Humour (possibly non-family-friendly)
 
Lol Icon_smile

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[Image: Image%202012-09-05%20at%201.40.30%20PM.png]

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The Sound of Motorhead...

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(05-Sep-2012 13:15)Blackshadow wrote:  The Sound of Motorhead...
Not looking a LOT like Lemmy, I've got to say...

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Post: #58
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This impressed me, when I saw it in the car park at the local shopping centre:

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Eksellent! Icon_mrgreen

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[Image: Image%202012-09-14%20at%2010.36.56%20AM.png]

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(14-Sep-2012 00:38)juice wrote:  [Image: Image%202012-09-14%20at%2010.36.56%20AM.png]

this needs to make the rounds on P2 Icon_lol

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OK, but you made me do it.

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(14-Sep-2012 05:11)juice wrote:  OK, but you made me do it.

i saw that, we will now have 16 fetal position days in a row over on P2 Icon_lol

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That was it, Mic, the last straw.

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(14-Sep-2012 14:29)DJ wrote:  That was it, Mic, the last straw.

Yep, Mic gets credit!!! Icon_smile

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(14-Sep-2012 14:53)Sheldon N wrote:  
(14-Sep-2012 14:29)DJ wrote:  That was it, Mic, the last straw.

Yep, Mic gets credit!!! Icon_smile

maybe we should start deleting our posts over there Icon_biggrin

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(14-Sep-2012 14:29)DJ wrote:  That was it, Mic, the last straw.
(14-Sep-2012 14:53)Sheldon N wrote:  Yep, Mic gets credit!!! Icon_smile
WOOO!!

(14-Sep-2012 21:18)FJ Love wrote:  maybe we should start deleting our posts over there Icon_biggrin
The phrase "too much effort" springs to mind pretty quickly Icon_smile

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(14-Sep-2012 21:37)juice wrote:  The phrase "too much effort" springs to mind pretty quickly

i think you're right, i'm not posting another thing over there, that forum has officially died for me, it's too bad that he has decided to take his ball and go sulking home, we really got to see what a narcissist he really is Icon_evil

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Icon_cheesygrinIcon_cheesygrinIcon_cheesygrin

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And they're rubbish no matter how much or how little you pay.

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(15-Sep-2012 21:40)juice wrote:  [Image: Image%202012-09-16%20at%207.39.37%20AM.png]

Icon_rolleyes

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Post: #74
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This kinda applies to many people here Icon_lol
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(16-Aug-2012 12:12)juice wrote:  [Image: Image%202012-08-16%20at%209.53.33%20PM.png]

I had to resurrect this one 'cause it was so funny. I'll bet 19,000 of Rudi's neighbors would love it alsoIcon_surprised

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(21-Sep-2012 03:49)windpig wrote:  I'll be 19,000 of Rudi's neighbors would love it alsoIcon_surprised

You'll be anything, won't you, Ralph? Icon_mrgreen

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Divinyls, anyone?

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Loved the Divinyls, back in the day. Icon_smile

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(21-Sep-2012 10:06)Rudi wrote:  Loved the Divinyls, back in the day. Icon_smile
Cracking band.

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Ever see them live?

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(21-Sep-2012 10:30)Rudi wrote:  Ever see them live?
Nah, never. Know people who did, not sure I'm too sorry I missed it Icon_smile

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(21-Sep-2012 10:33)juice wrote:  
(21-Sep-2012 10:30)Rudi wrote:  Ever see them live?
Nah, never. Know people who did, not sure I'm too sorry I missed it Icon_smile

I missed out too, but I've heard the same stories. As you say, probably for the best. Icon_mrgreen

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(21-Sep-2012 03:55)Rudi wrote:  
(21-Sep-2012 03:49)windpig wrote:  I'll be 19,000 of Rudi's neighbors would love it alsoIcon_surprised

You'll be anything, won't you, Ralph? Icon_mrgreen

I hate my keyboard

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(21-Sep-2012 10:58)windpig wrote:  
(21-Sep-2012 03:55)Rudi wrote:  
(21-Sep-2012 03:49)windpig wrote:  I'll be 19,000 of Rudi's neighbors would love it alsoIcon_surprised

You'll be anything, won't you, Ralph? Icon_mrgreen

I hate my keyboard

Why, does it have a little Apple on it? Icon_lol

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(21-Sep-2012 10:30)Rudi wrote:  Ever see them live?

I saw them several times, very impressive. Mid/late 80s at Selinas they were stunning.

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(21-Sep-2012 11:56)Blackshadow wrote:  
(21-Sep-2012 10:30)Rudi wrote:  Ever see them live?

I saw them several times, very impressive. Mid/late 80s at Selinas they were stunning.

I lived two minutes from Selinas at that time. Never got to one of their concerts. Spent most of my time at the beach or trying to impress one of the surf bunnies or another. Icon_smile

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(21-Sep-2012 12:15)Rudi wrote:  
(21-Sep-2012 11:56)Blackshadow wrote:  
(21-Sep-2012 10:30)Rudi wrote:  Ever see them live?

I saw them several times, very impressive. Mid/late 80s at Selinas they were stunning.

I lived two minutes from Selinas at that time. Never got to one of their concerts. Spent most of my time at the beach or trying to impress one of the surf bunnies or another. Icon_smile

They were easy to impress in Selinas Icon_mrgreen

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This is brilliant!

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/photos

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And this isn't meant to be funny but it is!

http://westsidestudio.net/professional-p...otography/

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(21-Sep-2012 15:12)Blackshadow wrote:  And this isn't meant to be funny but it is!

http://westsidestudio.net/professional-p...otography/

http://www.purestorm.com/ enjoy, many "professional" photographers there. Icon_lol

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(21-Sep-2012 14:57)Blackshadow wrote:  http://theoatmeal.com/comics/photos
I can see Oskar's friend in there.

(21-Sep-2012 16:07)Oskar wrote:  And this isn't meant to be funny but it is!
You no like orange and other bad stuff?

(21-Sep-2012 16:07)Oskar wrote:  http://www.purestorm.com/ enjoy, many "professional" photographers there. Icon_lol
Fair effort, to be less-professional version of MM Icon_smile

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(21-Sep-2012 21:12)juice wrote:  Fair effort, to be less-professional version of MM Icon_smile

According to the UK local "photographers" and "models" that site is more professional Icon_rolleyes

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This is possibly my all-time favourite. It shows that there really is no hope for the human race. Icon_mrgreen

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I love that photo!

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(25-Sep-2012 07:39)Rudi wrote:  This is possibly my all-time favourite. It shows that there really is no hope for the human race. Icon_mrgreen

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Classic!

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In a slightly related piece of information, I bought my most loved guitar (Parker Fly hardtail) from Fretmill Music in Roanoke.

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I haven't visited 27bslash6.com for a while once again brilliant as ever http://www.27bslash6.com/halogen.html

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(25-Sep-2012 08:34)juice wrote:  I bought my most loved guitar (Parker Fly hardtail)

Nice! I really liked the look of those guitars, though I'm an acoustic guy myself.

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(25-Sep-2012 14:43)Sheldon N wrote:  Nice! I really liked the look of those guitars, though I'm an acoustic guy myself.
Awesome to hold and play. Nothing else I've ever used goes close.

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(25-Sep-2012 22:03)juice wrote:  
(25-Sep-2012 14:43)Sheldon N wrote:  Nice! I really liked the look of those guitars, though I'm an acoustic guy myself.
Awesome to hold and play. Nothing else I've ever used goes close.

Are you sure it's a guitar you're talking about?

PS Rudi says the same about his iThing.

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