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RE: Humour (possibly NSFW)
 
Unfortunate positioning of the child in that image.

Mansfield was gifted.




14-Jul-2014 13:46
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Post: #1352
RE: Humour (possibly NSFW)
 
2-year old Mariska on the Merv Griffin Show, 1966:

[Image: Mariska-1.jpg]

I demand a second opinion! According to that STUPID test I'm 50% hipster.
14-Jul-2014 14:03
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(14-Jul-2014 13:46)DJ wrote:  Mansfield was gifted.
I never watch movies, so I've never seen her act. Good, was she?

(Really, Firefox? You don't know the word "movies"?)

14-Jul-2014 14:57
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I meant physically gifted Icon_cheesygrin




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(14-Jul-2014 14:59)DJ wrote:  I meant physically gifted Icon_cheesygrin
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14-Jul-2014 15:16
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I've never seen her in a movie either. However, she was quite a good actress. She debuted on Broadway at age 23 in "Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter" and garnered excellent reviews. The show ran for over 400 performances. She later appeared in the film version and, again, earned excellent reviews. She knew at a very early age what she wanted and what she had to sell. She played up the dumb blonde act to the hilt and it paid off in a big way.

The Playboy spread didn't hurt her career eiher.

I demand a second opinion! According to that STUPID test I'm 50% hipster.
14-Jul-2014 15:57
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(14-Jul-2014 15:57)Tetrode wrote:  what she had to sell
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Post: #1358
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Tetrode wrote:what she had to sell
If it were me, I'd have to get a second job Icon_cry
As DJ pointed out, she was quite "gifted".

I used to be a lumberjack.

15-Jul-2014 02:07
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(15-Jul-2014 02:07)June Bug wrote:  If it were me, I'd have to get a second job Icon_cry
As DJ pointed out, she was quite "gifted".
Icon_cheesygrin

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(15-Jul-2014 02:07)June Bug wrote:  
quote:
If it were me, I'd have to get a second job Icon_cry

shoes !!!! Icon_biggrin

15-Jul-2014 04:31
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[Image: 10458024_4415148873632_808393443979220813_n.jpg]

Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
22-Jul-2014 15:10
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RE: Humour (possibly NSFW)
 
Some subjects should not be joked about, and that's not one of those subjects.


Icon_cheesygrin

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

22-Jul-2014 16:28
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Post: #1364
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LOL thats how Ralph got here

Name is Scott. I'm not people I'm a wizard.

I take average images and PS the hell out of them.
22-Jul-2014 17:19
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Most people think I appeared after a rock was rolled over. I'll take your remark as a compliment.

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

22-Jul-2014 17:23
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Ralphbro wrote:Most people think I appeared after a rock was rolled over.
Nonsense. We all know you appeared from the ball-return on lane # 13

[Image: Ralph-Bowling_zps93f11a17.gif]

I used to be a lumberjack.

24-Jul-2014 03:25
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Still a classic!

I demand a second opinion! According to that STUPID test I'm 50% hipster.
24-Jul-2014 03:48
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Icon_lol

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

24-Jul-2014 11:30
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I still say Ralph would be swearing a long time before then...

24-Jul-2014 11:50
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(24-Jul-2014 11:50)juice wrote:  I still say Ralph would be swearing a long time before then...

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24-Jul-2014 16:32
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(24-Jul-2014 16:32)FJ Love wrote:  
quote:I still say Ralph would be swearing a long time before then...
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Pretend I'm wearing the shirt you gave me MartinIcon_biggrin

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

24-Jul-2014 23:52
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Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years
before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their
husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

26-Jul-2014 21:44
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Ralphbro wrote:The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

Icon_biggrinIcon_biggrinIcon_biggrinIcon_biggrinIcon_biggrin

I used to be a lumberjack.

27-Jul-2014 02:50
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Post: #1375
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Hehe Icon_lol

[Image: 1896891_10152014113810369_1350391916_n.jpg]

Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
27-Jul-2014 06:02
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The problem is that those darn spiders are in your house too!

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27-Jul-2014 14:18
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(27-Jul-2014 14:18)Sheldon N wrote:  The problem is that those darn spiders are in your house too!

You just have no damn sense of humour... Icon_lol

Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
27-Jul-2014 17:56
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A spider like that is no laughing matter!!!

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27-Jul-2014 19:08
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(27-Jul-2014 17:56)Rudi wrote:  
quote:The problem is that those darn spiders are in your house too!
You just have no damn sense of humour... Icon_lol

no comment <has pig in house> Icon_biggrin

27-Jul-2014 23:05
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5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and YOU need to shut-up.

2. NOTHING: Means something and you need to be worried.

3. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.

4. WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying screw you.

5. THAT’S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

BONUS WORD – WOW: This is not a compliment, she is amazed that one person could be so stupid!

05-Aug-2014 04:49
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(05-Aug-2014 04:49)FJ Love wrote:  5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and YOU need to shut-up.

2. NOTHING: Means something and you need to be worried.

3. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.

4. WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying screw you.

5. THAT’S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

BONUS WORD – WOW: This is not a compliment, she is amazed that one person could be so stupid!

Holy cow, this certainly hits the nail on the head.

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

05-Aug-2014 17:23
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WHATEVER.

I used to be a lumberjack.

06-Aug-2014 00:54
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(06-Aug-2014 00:54)June Bug wrote:  WHATEVER

Wow, the list is right on the money!

I demand a second opinion! According to that STUPID test I'm 50% hipster.
06-Aug-2014 00:58
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(06-Aug-2014 00:58)Tetrode wrote:  
quote:WHATEVER
Wow, the list is right on the money!

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06-Aug-2014 02:56
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After all that, no fucking punch lineIcon_eek

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

01-Sep-2014 22:13
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(01-Sep-2014 22:13)Ralphbro wrote:  After all that, no fucking punch lineIcon_eek

he could have at least asked Thor to buy a fukn vowel eh Ralph Icon_lol

02-Sep-2014 04:32
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YupIcon_cheesygrin

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

02-Sep-2014 10:50
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Amazon wrote:Anytime bro. Have a great day.
Thor must work at a customer call center located in Washington. ... Just came back from a *cigarette break*

I used to be a lumberjack.

02-Sep-2014 12:20
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(02-Sep-2014 12:20)June Bug wrote:  Thor must work at a customer call center located in Washington. ... Just came back from a *cigarette break*
Icon_cheesygrin

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Can you relate, Ralphbro?

I used to be a lumberjack.

03-Sep-2014 02:24
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Icon_cheesygrin

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

03-Sep-2014 10:48
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Post: #1396
RE: Humour (possibly NSFW)
 
Hehe. This would be funnier if it wasn't so close to real life these days: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xNbYb4oAjM

Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
06-Sep-2014 06:50
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RE: Humour (possibly NSFW)
 
How did Mic get on the lift first?

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

12-Sep-2014 11:13
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