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Ralphbro wrote:How did Mic get on the lift first?
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12-Sep-2014 12:11
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http://mashable.com/2014/09/15/colombian...g-uniform/

16-Sep-2014 19:21
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I saw that yesterday but was too embarrassed to post it Icon_smile A textbook case of "What were they thinking!"

I demand a second opinion! According to that STUPID test I'm 50% hipster.
16-Sep-2014 19:23
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That's awesome.

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that's about as funny as it gets.

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

16-Sep-2014 20:11
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I saw that yesterday, and thought it was a good thing they weren't the Brazillian team...

16-Sep-2014 21:24
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(16-Sep-2014 21:24)juice wrote:  I saw that yesterday, and thought it was a good thing they weren't the Brazillian team...

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16-Sep-2014 22:10
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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10150158198057761

16-Sep-2014 22:18
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Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

17-Sep-2014 00:06
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here's one for Ralph

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17-Sep-2014 16:23
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Awesome on that Martin, now go f*#k yourselfIcon_mrgreen

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

17-Sep-2014 18:17
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lOL

17-Sep-2014 19:04
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best video ever if you have kids and even if you don't Icon_biggrin

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153082023514622

18-Sep-2014 22:52
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LOL... just kick them out of the house. They can sell their games to pay rent. Icon_smile

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(19-Sep-2014 00:08)Sheldon N wrote:  LOL... just kick them out of the house. They can sell their games to pay rent. Icon_smile

more fun to traumatize them first Icon_wink

19-Sep-2014 01:52
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Holy shit. That has "buy a gun and kill my family" written all over it.Icon_surprisedIcon_cheesygrin

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

19-Sep-2014 02:35
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I heard of a story, where a mom got tired of her teenage daughter's refusal to pick up her clothes from the floor of her bedroom. So she got a hammer and a bunch of nails and she nailed the clothes to the floor.

I used to be a lumberjack.

19-Sep-2014 02:37
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Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

19-Sep-2014 02:43
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(19-Sep-2014 02:37)June Bug wrote:  I heard of a story, where a mom got tired of her teenage daughter's refusal to pick up her clothes from the floor of her bedroom. So she got a hammer and a bunch of nails and she nailed the clothes to the floor.

Could of just used a good stapler. Wouldn't of fucked up the floor.

19-Sep-2014 03:51
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Have you seen the crappy plywood flooring substrate that is underneath carpet & padding in most modern homes these days? They stopped using decent hardwood planking (in other than top-quality homes) years ago.

I used to be a lumberjack.

19-Sep-2014 04:23
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This is so funny that it really deserves its own thread, but anyway - reasons why the US hasn't switched to the metric system: http://www.quora.com/Why-did-the-U-S-hal...ric-system

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The coalition of the willing: USA, Liberia, Burma. Keeping the world safe for Imperial/SAE.

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25-Sep-2014 23:19
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(25-Sep-2014 23:19)Tetrode wrote:  The coalition of the willing: USA, Liberia, Burma. Keeping the world safe for Imperial/SAE.

That's probably the most effective argument right there Dave.

25-Sep-2014 23:55
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As an engineer, I hate our system. It's really hard to estimate things without a calculator.
In contrast, the metric system is so convenient, that lots of calculations can be done in your head.

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26-Sep-2014 02:09
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(26-Sep-2014 02:09)June Bug wrote:  lots of calculations can be done in your head.

That's how nodes get overloaded.

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(26-Sep-2014 02:09)June Bug wrote:  I hate our system.

Traitor! Why don't you move to anyplace other than the US, Liberia, and Burma!

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26-Sep-2014 03:06
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(25-Sep-2014 23:04)juice wrote:  This is so funny that it really deserves its own thread,

i got burned at the supermarket the other day, stores says "seedless grapes $329 a pound" so i measure up a pound using their scales and find out at the checkout that their scales are in Kilograms and i owe them over $6. Icon_rolleyes

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(26-Sep-2014 03:06)FJ Love wrote:  Traitor! Why don't you move to anyplace other than the US, Liberia, and Burma!
LOL

(26-Sep-2014 03:06)FJ Love wrote:  i got burned at the supermarket the other day, stores says "seedless grapes $329 a pound" so i measure up a pound using their scales and find out at the checkout that their scales are in Kilograms and i owe them over $6. Icon_rolleyes
I thought you people had seen the light?

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(26-Sep-2014 02:41)Sheldon N wrote:  
quote:lots of calculations can be done in your head.
That's how nodes get overloaded.

and shit gets painted on your truck Icon_biggrin

26-Sep-2014 04:18
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I think I'm going to have to borrow Mike's truck for a while. Icon_lol

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If you're gonna borrow Mike's truck for a while, you might as well leave a box of your favorite colors of spray paint in the back Icon_wink

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26-Sep-2014 12:19
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I'm pretty sure he likes pink. Icon_cheesygrin

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(26-Sep-2014 14:19)Sheldon N wrote:  I'm pretty sure he likes pink. Icon_cheesygrin
Who doesn't? Icon_wink Icon_cheesygrin

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(26-Sep-2014 03:06)FJ Love wrote:  i got burned at the supermarket the other day, stores says "seedless grapes $329 a pound" so i measure up a pound using their scales and find out at the checkout that their scales are in Kilograms and i owe them over $6. Icon_rolleyes

Yeah, we need to pick a damn system already.

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(26-Sep-2014 03:06)FJ Love wrote:  i got burned at the supermarket the other day, stores says "seedless grapes $329 a pound" so i measure up a pound using their scales and find out at the checkout that their scales are in Kilograms and i owe them over $6. Icon_rolleyes

Several years ago, I spent some time working in Ringaskiddy, Ireland. There were four in our group from New York including a large, not very bright young woman named Darcy. Our hotel (in Cork) had a fitness center that we all used after work. Darcy was enamored of the "smart" treadmills that asked you to enter your weight and would then report the calorie burn. At dinner she would boast about the hundreds and hundreds of calories she was burning every day on the treadmills which struck us as odd as we were burning a fraction of that. A little questioning and it was time to burst her bubble: The treadmill was expecting weight to be entered in kg. Darcy was entering her weight in pounds which was 153 as I recall. In other words, the treadmill was computing calorie burn based on having a 337 pound person on board. Poor Darcy.

I demand a second opinion! According to that STUPID test I'm 50% hipster.
26-Sep-2014 16:46
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Also, those things just make up a number for calorie burn.

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(26-Sep-2014 16:46)Tetrode wrote:  The treadmill was expecting weight to be entered in kg. Darcy was entering her weight in pounds which was 153 as I recall. In other words, the treadmill was computing calorie burn based on having a 337 pound person on board. Poor Darcy.

HaHa good story Icon_biggrin

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juice wrote:Also, those things just make up a number for calorie burn.
^^^^^ This.
Unless you have your VO2 Max measured, and you carefully measure the amount of oxygen consumed, there is no accurate way to determine how many calories are burned.

Besides, the important measurement is the difference between the number of calories burned while running, versus the number of calories that would be consumed due to normal metabolic function anyway.

Somebody like Sheldog burns a lot of calories just sitting on the couch. In contrast, at 153 lbs, Darcy isn't burning too many calories while reaching for the next Dunkin donut. Muscle burns a lot of calories.

I used to be a lumberjack.

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(27-Sep-2014 17:53)June Bug wrote:  
juice wrote:Also, those things just make up a number for calorie burn.
^^^^^ This.
Unless you have your VO2 Max measured, and you carefully measure the amount of oxygen consumed, there is no accurate way to determine how many calories are burned.

Besides, the important measurement is the difference between the number of calories burned while running, versus the number of calories that would be consumed due to normal metabolic function anyway.

Somebody like Sheldog burns a lot of calories just sitting on the couch. In contrast, at 153 lbs, Darcy isn't burning too many calories while reaching for the next Dunkin donut. Muscle burns a lot of calories.

Darcy was almost 6' tall. She wasn't called Big Bird for nothing.

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(27-Sep-2014 17:53)June Bug wrote:  Somebody like Sheldog burns a lot of calories just sitting on the couch.

Woot! I'm skipping the gym from now on!

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(27-Sep-2014 18:45)Sheldon N wrote:  Woot! I'm skipping the gym from now on!
Thereby negating JB's assertion almost immediately Icon_smile

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I burned calories just reading this.

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I ran 17 miles yesterday. But then I ate half of a large pizza Icon_eek

I'm pretty sure I consumed more calories than I burned. I hate it when I do that !!!

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It strikes me as odd, that you can run 17miles and still not burn as much as a large pizza...

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(28-Sep-2014 14:25)June Bug wrote:  I ran 17 miles yesterday

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