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(26-Sep-2012 03:27)Blackshadow wrote:  Are you sure it's a guitar you're talking about?
Totally, they're unreal. For look and feel they leave a 1-series for dead.

26-Sep-2012 03:28
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(25-Sep-2012 07:39)Rudi wrote:  This is possibly my all-time favourite. It shows that there really is no hope for the human race. Icon_mrgreen

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A classic for sure.

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01-Oct-2012 10:26
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Post: #105
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This is what it's like when Pi rings and sings:

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01-Oct-2012 10:35
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Post: #106
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01-Oct-2012 18:09
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Post: #107
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A WOMAN'S POEM:



Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.



A MAN'S POEM:


I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

02-Oct-2012 02:40
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Post: #108
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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD


This Is
AMAZING!!!

Until now I never fully understood how to tell The difference Between
Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now.

Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...See If You Can Spot
Which of The Two Is The Female.
It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.!
*

*
*



[Image: cKWtC.gif]

02-Oct-2012 02:47
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Post: #109
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What type of bird is that, Martain?

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(02-Oct-2012 02:56)juice wrote:  What type of bird is that, Martain?

a seagull Mic, Pi told me you have giant ones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtIVuCFc45A

02-Oct-2012 03:29
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(02-Oct-2012 03:29)FJ Love wrote:  a seagull Mic, Pi told me you have giant ones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtIVuCFc45A
THAT'S BRILLIANT Icon_smile

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Post: #112
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(02-Oct-2012 02:47)FJ Love wrote:  HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD


This Is
AMAZING!!!

Until now I never fully understood how to tell The difference Between
Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now.

Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...See If You Can Spot
Which of The Two Is The Female.
It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.!
*

*
*



[Image: cKWtC.gif]

Yeah, I know Martin. That's how it must feel listening to me yak about nodes. But at least you listen Icon_biggrin


Now can we PLEASE go to the mall???

I used to be a lumberjack.

02-Oct-2012 12:14
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Post: #113
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This facebook page is cracking me up big time

http://www.facebook.com/DrawingDicksOnTheHeraldSun

For those overseas the Herald Sun is a daily Murdoch tabloid published in Melbourne.

03-Oct-2012 12:51
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Post: #114
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That was more then I needed to see. How am I suppose to erase that from my memory.

Name is Scott. I'm not people I'm a wizard.

I take average images and PS the hell out of them.
03-Oct-2012 17:13
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(03-Oct-2012 17:13)Shoms wrote:  That was more then I needed to see. How am I suppose to erase that from my memory.

You could try booze.

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Post: #116
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[Image: Image%202012-10-04%20at%2010.15.36%20PM.png]

04-Oct-2012 12:16
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Post: #117
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This is still making me laugh, for a variety of reasons... (How does someone like this get a photo pass?)




05-Oct-2012 22:44
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Post: #118
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The right photo for bridezillas

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10-Oct-2012 11:53
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Post: #119
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I hate politics but this made me laugh...

[Image: romney.jpg]

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11-Oct-2012 00:35
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Post: #120
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Crap, another political thing that made me laugh...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlwilbVYvUg&hd=1

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11-Oct-2012 14:47
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Post: #121
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(11-Oct-2012 14:47)Sheldon N wrote:  Crap, another political thing that made me laugh...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlwilbVYvUg&hd=1

That is great Icon_lol

11-Oct-2012 15:21
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Yes, this is way better than metric...

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Post: #123
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.

It turns out that I do love modern art! Icon_mrgreen

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20-Oct-2012 00:45
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Post: #124
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No, it's just that it's men bent over. Icon_smile

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(20-Oct-2012 04:56)Sheldon N wrote:  No, it's just that it's men bent over. Icon_smile
It's a position Apple users are used to Icon_smile

20-Oct-2012 05:19
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(20-Oct-2012 04:56)Sheldon N wrote:  No, it's just that it's men bent over. Icon_smile

Icon_mrgreen

(20-Oct-2012 05:19)juice wrote:  It's a position Apple users are used to Icon_smile

Well, we do notice that a lot of PC users settle in that position! So yes, we are used to it. It has almost become background scenery. Icon_eek Icon_cheesygrin

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Icon_cheesygrinIcon_cheesygrin

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Post: #128
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Post: #129
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For Martain...

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23-Oct-2012 00:52
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(23-Oct-2012 00:52)juice wrote:  For Martain...

[Image: Image%202012-10-23%20at%2011.19.54%20AM.png]

seems we need soundproof igloos Icon_lol

23-Oct-2012 13:17
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Post: #131
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I thought we designed them to echo and attract other potentials ?

23-Oct-2012 15:02
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Post: #132
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One for the fan boys....

Darth Maul looking evil outside the fruit shop in Sydney...

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23-Oct-2012 21:55
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Evil outside, evil inside...

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That is most excellent.

23-Oct-2012 23:49
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(23-Oct-2012 23:49)windpig wrote:  That is most excellent.

It is.

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(23-Oct-2012 23:56)DJ wrote:  It is, and I'm sure Rudi will appreciate it too Icon_biggrin
Apple users are well-known around the world for their excellent sense of humour Icon_smile

23-Oct-2012 23:57
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I edited that out because I didn't think Ralph would make the connection Icon_biggrin

23-Oct-2012 23:59
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Make what connectionIcon_surprised

Wanna buy a vowel?Icon_cool

24-Oct-2012 00:14
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Can I?

24-Oct-2012 00:29
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I don't need one.

24-Oct-2012 00:34
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(23-Oct-2012 22:09)juice wrote:  Evil outside, evil inside...

I took that one for you Mic! Icon_smile

Crazy day covering a body paint promo with 2 models in Sydney.. heaps of fun!

This poor chap lived up to his T shirt slogan!!

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(23-Oct-2012 23:57)juice wrote:  
(23-Oct-2012 23:56)DJ wrote:  It is, and I'm sure Rudi will appreciate it too Icon_biggrin
Apple users are well-known around the world for their excellent sense of humour Icon_smile

Evil but delicious!

Except for the retard with the paint on outside the store. Icon_mrgreen



P.S. Might buy me one of the new iMacs early next year...

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There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
24-Oct-2012 01:50
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(24-Oct-2012 01:12)Damo wrote:  I took that one for you Mic! Icon_smile
What a good bloke!

quote:Crazy day covering a body paint promo with 2 models in Sydney.. heaps of fun!
Does look it, yeah Icon_smile

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Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
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Trouble with English in England.

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It's really pathetic when people write worse than they speak. ... Since you can't see the words coming out of your mouth, there's a bit (OK, not much) of an excuse for poor spoken communication. But written communication is different. YOU CAN SEE THE WORDS !!!

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Hehe, that's something like I might do. Here are three of my favourite shirts. I no longer have the first two, but I still have the red one. Icon_cheesygrin

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Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
30-Oct-2012 15:22
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(30-Oct-2012 13:23)June Bug wrote:  But written communication is different. YOU CAN SEE THE WORDS !!!
Yes indeed.

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Rudi! We're meant to be !

My new one just came in the mail yesterday Icon_smile

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