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I finally got somebody to pose for me
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I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Can you believe it, I actually got the wife to pose for me in the garden. Full 3PM sun. Pretty near to straight out of camera. Tight squeeze to find a spot to shoot from with out stepping on all her plants.

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Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

08-Jul-2014 01:07
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
A real person? Good work, Ralph!

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(08-Jul-2014 01:07)Ralphbro wrote:  Can you believe it,

quick Ralph buy a lottery ticket you're luck is changing Icon_lol

08-Jul-2014 02:11
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Today the wife, tomorrow LENIN!

I demand a second opinion! According to that STUPID test I'm 50% hipster.
08-Jul-2014 02:45
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Let's not get carried away, that's been promised for YEARS.

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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
(08-Jul-2014 02:51)juice wrote:  Let's not get carried away, that's been promised for YEARS.

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08-Jul-2014 03:04
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Icon_cheesygrin

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

08-Jul-2014 03:20
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Its not loading for me... Kind of a disappointment to hear its the wife but it is progress !

08-Jul-2014 03:42
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Nice Ralph! You're moving up in the world. Icon_smile

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(08-Jul-2014 03:42)Case wrote:  Kind of a disappointment to hear its the wife
Trust me, it's a MASSIVE, MASSIVE improvement

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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Where the fuck has Case been? Sheez, I shoot somebody other than myself, PLUS it's my wife (she NEVER wants to have her pic taken) and Case still gives me griefIcon_rolleyes

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

08-Jul-2014 11:20
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
You should change your avatar to Rodney Dangerfield. Icon_smile

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(08-Jul-2014 11:20)Ralphbro wrote:  Where the fuck has Case been?

i think he was building a super computer to keep up with us Icon_lol

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(08-Jul-2014 15:53)FJ Love wrote:  i think he was building a super computer to keep up with us Icon_lol

Yes, he's upgrading to dual 5-1/4" floppies:

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That Z80 really screams.

I demand a second opinion! According to that STUPID test I'm 50% hipster.
08-Jul-2014 16:14
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You can even save your game of Pong, halfway through!!

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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
that's still more computing power than what they went to the moon with I'll bet.

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

08-Jul-2014 17:10
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
http://downloadsquad.switched.com/2009/0...-computer/

2K RAM, 32K ROM.

Could multitask, though, so it's still ahead of the iPhone, 40+ years on.

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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
(08-Jul-2014 21:06)juice wrote:  Could multitask, though, so it's still ahead of the iPhone, 40+ years on.
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(08-Jul-2014 21:06)juice wrote:  http://downloadsquad.switched.com/2009/0...-computer/

2K RAM, 32K ROM.

Could multitask....

Not too well though, and that is why they nearly aborted the Apollo 11 landing. All because Buzz Aldrin decided to leave the computer tracking too many parameters, and there wasn't enough memory and processing power to keep track of of it all. The computer could not keep up and kept setting off alarms inside the Landing Module. It was only because of one engineer, back on the ground in Houston, who realised that what was going on was not mission-critical, that Eagle was cleared to continue its decent and landing on the Moon.

Multitasking requiring human intervention to function properly? Sounds like an Android device...

Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
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#politicianleveldeflectionachieved

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I was impressed too. Icon_smile

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I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Unlike a politician's reply, everything in mine is true and to the point.

And I can achieve all that without any hashtags. Icon_smile

Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
08-Jul-2014 23:24
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Hi Rudi

Icon_biggrin

On another note, dmward cracked me up with this one.
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/show...stcount=49

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

09-Jul-2014 00:14
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
(08-Jul-2014 22:51)Rudi wrote:  Multitasking requiring human intervention to function properly? Sounds like an Android device...

Thats a politician's line as it really doesn't make much sense if you sit and think about it. Aside you know, from some weird curving boomerang kind of "implied" meaning.

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(08-Jul-2014 22:51)Rudi wrote:  Multitasking requiring human intervention to function properly? Sounds like an Android device...

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(08-Jul-2014 23:24)Rudi wrote:  Unlike a politician's reply, everything in mine is true and to the point.

And I can achieve all that without any hashtags. Icon_smile

Icon_biggrin

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(09-Jul-2014 00:14)Ralphbro wrote:  On another note, dmward cracked me up with this one.
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/show...stcount=49

the crotch is the hero Icon_lol

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I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
That guy is a serious moron. The need to comment and "educate" with each reply is clearly getting the better of him. Icon_smile

Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.
09-Jul-2014 02:11
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(09-Jul-2014 02:11)Rudi wrote:  That guy is a serious moron. The need to comment and "educate" with each reply is clearly getting the better of him. Icon_smile



fixed it Icon_lol

http://photography-on-the.net/forum/show...stcount=50

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The crotch is an animated surprise gif waiting to happen. Icon_smile

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Icon_lolIcon_lol

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

09-Jul-2014 03:31
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
great shot Ralph!

"It would cost you money not to buy it!"

"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not"

"EVERYONE around me had head injuries."
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Thanks Mike.

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

09-Jul-2014 11:27
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Icon_biggrin

"It would cost you money not to buy it!"

"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not"

"EVERYONE around me had head injuries."
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Mike, your right eye in you avatar is freaking me out.

I used to be a lumberjack.

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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Well you have to start some where
Wheres the rim light?

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I take average images and PS the hell out of them.
10-Jul-2014 18:54
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
On her her left shoulder, it's called the sun.

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

10-Jul-2014 18:58
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Is that my right or your right Ralph

Name is Scott. I'm not people I'm a wizard.

I take average images and PS the hell out of them.
10-Jul-2014 20:53
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Don't confuse me ScottIcon_cheesygrin

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

10-Jul-2014 20:58
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Ralph all and all its a good image. It would be great for my taste if the angle of the light was over and down.

Name is Scott. I'm not people I'm a wizard.

I take average images and PS the hell out of them.
10-Jul-2014 21:18
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
I know Scott, you have that lighting down pat, I'm just happy that I produced an image that where my flash looks like it uncontrived, at least to me.Icon_biggrin

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

10-Jul-2014 22:10
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Well my taste don't mean shit Ralph
Its the photographer taking the image and what his taste is.

Name is Scott. I'm not people I'm a wizard.

I take average images and PS the hell out of them.
10-Jul-2014 22:33
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Icon_cheesygrin

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

11-Jul-2014 02:48
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Ralphbro wrote:Don't confuse me ScottIcon_cheesygrin

So you're going to blame it on Scoot??

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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Hell ya, he gets his jollies outa messin' with people.

Mankins are lumps of cold, dead plastic. But that doesn't mean they don't turn me on.
With friends like these, who needs mankins? I do, that's who.
I love pinging my junk with a rubber band. Dr Snip taught me how.
I lead an underworld cult of mankin people.
WTFWJD?

11-Jul-2014 03:39
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RE: I finally got somebody to pose for me
 
Ralph, your avatar leads me to believe that your bong is empty.

I used to be a lumberjack.

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(11-Jul-2014 03:42)June Bug wrote:  Ralph, your avatar leads me to believe that your bong is empty.
Or overly full...

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(11-Jul-2014 04:02)juice wrote:  
quote:Ralph, your avatar leads me to believe that your bong is empty.
Or overly full...

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(11-Jul-2014 04:02)juice wrote:  Or overly full...

with the wrong stuff.

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